Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6083	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	198
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2717

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.