Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	64	Farms Harvested:	805

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9836
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Custom World Gen, 60 Custom Biomes, 14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below Overworld, INSANELY Difficult Mobs, Custom Enchants, Custom Structures & A Small Community. Dig Down To The Lowest Block Of Bedrock To Get To The Underdark Dimension, Or Build Up To The Build Height To Get To The Faewild Dimension. For More Information About The Other Dimensions Google “The Bracken Pack” You Must Know How To Use A Crafting Table And Furnace In Order To Play. See If You Can Get Geared In Diamond Or Iron Before You Die!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7024

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3560	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.