Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla

Survival

1.18 – 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server.

Temperatures and seasons! Daily Crate Keys! Simple Voice Chat mod supported!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Encore MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Encore MC is our humble home and shall be yours aswell!

We welcome you to a brand new experience with brand new adventures to be part of! Hop on with your friends and explore what awaits new in this new journey!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2337
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ReverieClub

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

reverieclub is a high-quality Minecraft SMP server, Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: reverieclub.com BEDROCK IP: reverieclub.com (Port 19132)

1.18 -> 1.20+ are supported!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ducks N Daisies

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

1.20.4 Vanilla SMP Features Listed Below > Claiming/Chestlock > Catching Mobs like Pokémon > Friendly Staff > Economy > Active/Helpful Community > Awesome Crates > Cosemetics > Women on here btw

join Ducks N Daisies now “pwease, rawr x3”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	883027	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tower of Dreams

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

New server, friendly mods/admins, Guilds, pets, dungeons, PvP arena, mini games, survival game! and tons of fun, for people who love to adventure. Join us!…

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DSBZ

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

DBC Server 1.7.10, already a year old, we have variety of things and we are the server with the most content of our type, there are quite a few modes and it is quite active

Únenos!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.