Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4393
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5638	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Dimension Hops:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7226
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	290112	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ores Mined:	2899	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	3876	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3324	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5637
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.