Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchantments Applied:	292
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6657	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Motion Madness

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	4289
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Brain Busters

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lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Palterra Pixel

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Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NyxCraft

Adventure, alliances, Ambush, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Biomes, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, creativity, Destruction, dynamic-environment, Epic battles, Exploration, Griefing, imaginative building, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Survival, test of survival

Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity. Features:

• Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

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⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7269	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

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Server Name	Survival Horizons
Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Overview:

Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2090
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MomNotInformedMC Server

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1935	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	3201

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TableGateCraft

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Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1944

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2395	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

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Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.