Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4374
    Chimeras Created: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Emeralds Found: 7720 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 569908 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Ores Mined: 7572 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Animals Bred: 179

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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