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Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5507 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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