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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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