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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Potions Brewed: 104 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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