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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

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