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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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