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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Emeralds Found: 3176
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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