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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Magical Moments Shared: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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