Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: NijiEN Nijisanji EN Server – Join the Chaos Now!

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: NijiEN Nijisanji EN Server – Join the Chaos Now!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplays? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have Nijisanji EN YouTubers as virtual guides! Petrafying adventures, LazuLights that will brighten up your day, and Ethyria where the sky’s the limit (literally). Join Luxiem for a luxurious experience, Noctyx for a night full of surprises, and ILUNA for some puppetry magic! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into XSOLEIL, Krisis, or TTT for some high-energy gameplay!

    But wait, that’s not all! We have a Teamup schedule to keep you organized, a streaming site to catch all your favorite YouTubers in action, and even a list of graduated livers and miscellaneous surprises to uncover! Just remember to ignore all the bait, shitposting, and metaphorical fags floating around. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! ⛏️🎮🤪

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Warm Up Server

    Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Warm Up Server
    Are you tired of being summoned to fight the same boss over and over again? Are you sick of themed characters centered around one specific enemy? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only boss you’ll fight is a giant chicken named Cluckington!

    Forget about challenging fights and unpredictable battles, here at our server, Cluckington will test your skills in ways you never thought possible. With the help of your trusty wooden sword and armor made out of leaves, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of hay bales and chicken coops to reach the ultimate showdown with Cluckington himself.

    But beware, Cluckington is not your average Minecraft boss – he can summon an army of baby chickens to peck at you relentlessly, and his clucks can stun you for seconds at a time. Only the bravest and most daring players will emerge victorious from this epic battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the legendary Cluckington and become the ultimate chicken conqueror! 🐔🗡️

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7254 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Anarchy in the Modern Ages 1.20.4 Java Edition

    Anarchy in the Modern Ages 1.20.4 Java Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Modern Anarchy
    Server IP modern-anarchy.org
    Launch Date July 2023
    Latest Version 1.20.4
    Location New York

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • Unleash your creativity with no bans or limits on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Pure Vanilla Delights:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
    • Explore and exploit the nether roof.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Immerse yourself in the vanilla purity with no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions on this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server.
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.

    Behind the Scenes:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org


    FAQs

    Question: Are there any banned items on the server?

    Answer: No, there are no banned items on the server. You have full freedom to use any items you find or create.

    Question: Is hacking allowed on the server?

    Answer: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server, but only kicks will be given for attempts.

    Question: Are there any rules against griefing?

    Answer: Griefing is allowed and even encouraged on the server. Embrace the chaos and survival wasteland environment!

    Question: Can players use /tpa or /home commands?

    Answer: No, the server prides itself on vanilla purity and does not allow for teleportation commands or shortcuts.

    Question: What is the world border size on the server?

    Answer: The world border is a vast 3×3 million blocks, providing a large and exploration-heavy environment for players.

    Question: How can players support the server?

    Answer: Players can vote or donate to color their name in chat and help support the vibrant community on the server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!

    Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the apocalypse deniers reign supreme! Survive in a world where every day is a new chance to prove them right – or wrong!

    Build your own bunker to protect yourself from imaginary disasters that never seem to come. Witness the chaos as players argue over whether the sky is falling or if it’s just a glitch in the matrix.

    Join us for daily events like “Doomsday Dance Parties” and “End of the World Build Battles”. Who knows, maybe this time the apocalypse will actually happen – but probably not.

    So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and mock the non-believers in style! Plus, our server has free unlimited carrots for all players because, you know, you can never have too many carrots during a potential apocalypse.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1906 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LegacyCraft: Where the only thing Vanilla is the ice cream!

    LegacyCraft: Where the only thing Vanilla is the ice cream!

    LegacyCraft SMP Overview

    LegacyCraft SMP is a semi-vanilla server similar to hemitcraft. We launched on the 5th of April and already have a thriving community!

    Features
    No Hacking
    No PVP
    Trust Based Economy
    Tight Knit Community

    We are excited to see you around! If you have any questions, feel free to jump on the discord server!

    Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I hack on the server? No, hacking is not allowed on LegacyCraft SMP and will result in a ban.
    Is PVP allowed? No, PVP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative community.
    How does the trust based economy work? Players trade with each other based on trust and reputation, creating a unique in-game economy.
    Are there any custom plugins or datapacks? Yes, we have quality of life datapacks and plugins to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyBagz MC Server – Where memes and block building collide! Join now for epic adventures!

    CraftyBagz MC Server – Where memes and block building collide! Join now for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like never before!

    Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy 4koma, hilarious manga, and mind-blowing side content that will leave you ROFLing for hours on end. Our events are so hyped, you’ll be marching on to victory with a smile on your face!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault that will unleash the fury of Set like never before? Or maybe you prefer a Joint Firing Drill where breakthroughs are the name of the game? Total Assault against Perorodzilla indoors? Yes, please!

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! Our Global server features banners that will make your head spin, with characters like Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako making a comeback that will have you screaming with delight.

    So what are you waiting for? Get on board the Trip-Trap-Train to adventure and excitement like never before! With 2x Lessons, Commissions, Normals, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Enchantments Applied: 228
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Beocraft: Where even the creepers ask permission to blow up your house!

    Beocraft: Where even the creepers ask permission to blow up your house!

    Beocraft Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Features Description
    5 Years of history Started in 2018, current world is 2 months old.
    Custom world gen Beautiful and fast vanilla joinable world gen.
    No pay to win Strong stance against p2w since 2018.
    No tolerance policy No griefing, cheating, stealing, or toxicity allowed.
    Community-based Join teams or build alone, constant activity on the server.
    High performance Managed by professionals, low ping, server in EU.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Why choose Beocraft?

    Beocraft offers a unique Minecraft experience with a rich history, custom world generation, no pay-to-win policy, and a strong community focus. Our server is free of griefing, cheating, stealing, and toxicity, and provides constant activity on high-performance hardware.

    How to join Beocraft?

    To join Beocraft, first join our Discord server using the invite link here. Then, go to #verify-here channel and type /verify . The IP address will be posted in the Discord server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 81442 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Ethercraft VS Hypixel

    Ethercraft VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    High player population Limited customization and role-play options
    Wide variety of mini-games Can be overwhelming for new players
    Regular updates and events Can experience lag due to high number of players
    Active community and forums Can feel less personal due to large player base

    Ethercraft

    Pros Cons
    Customization and role-play options Smaller player population
    Unique features like Races and Custom Items May lack the variety of mini-games Hypixel offers
    Immersive RPG adventure Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel
    Responsive staff team May not have as active of a community as Hypixel

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel compared to Ethercraft?

    On Hypixel, you can expect a much higher player population compared to Ethercraft. Hypixel is known for having thousands of players online at any given time, while Ethercraft may have a smaller player base.

    2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on both servers?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities, while Ethercraft focuses on customization, role-play, and immersive RPG adventure. Hypixel may feel more fast-paced and competitive, while Ethercraft offers a more personalized and immersive experience.

    3. Are there regular updates and events on both servers?

    Hypixel is known for its regular updates, new mini-games, and events. Ethercraft may have less frequent updates, but it offers unique features like Races, Custom Items, and Story Quests to keep players engaged.

    4. Which server has a more active community and forums?

    Hypixel has a very active community and forums due to its high player population. Ethercraft, while smaller, also has a welcoming community and resources like a suggestion forum on its Discord channel and a helpful website.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

    Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer
    Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Aurora: Where Creepers are just Misunderstood Fashionistas! 1.20.4 Server in Dallas with Bluemap

    Aurora: Where Creepers are just Misunderstood Fashionistas! 1.20.4 Server in Dallas with Bluemap

    Aurora Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Address lizc864.g.akliz.net – LizC864 (Vanilla 1.20.4)
    Features Aurora Vanilla-ish server with Keep Inventory ON and mobGriefing set to false.
    Plugins Core Protect, BlueMap, EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, Single Player Sleep

    FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the Aurora server all about?

    The Aurora server is a Vanilla-ish server where players can build, explore, and survive without the fear of losing everything when they die.

    Are there any player ranks on the server?

    No, there are no player ranks on the Aurora server. The focus is on building, exploring, and community rather than ranks.

    What are the rules of the server?

    • Don’t be an asshat
    • No cheating or hacked clients
    • No destruction of buildings or terrain
    • No killing villagers
    • Claim your property to prevent griefing
    • No streams of profanity

    How can I donate to the server?

    You can donate to the server through PayPal.me/LizC864.

    Is there a Twitch channel for Aurora?

    Yes, you can visit the Twitch channel at https://www.twitch.tv/lizc864

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!

    NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!
    Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Crops Grown: 4969 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER
    This is a 1.20.4 test server! NO LONG TERM SUPPORT! Main server ip: 2g2t.xyz(worlds will eventually be merged)

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

    No staff, no anti-cheat, no rules. Lie, steal, troll, spam and kill on the BOLDEST anarchy server in Minecraft… 2g2t.
        Auto-restart software enables the server to maintain 99% uptime.
        Server world is never reset, and multiple backups a month are taken in case of server failure.
        Robust server hardware means very little to no lag for players in America, Europe, Australia, and more.

        2G2T is an authentic Minecraft anarchy experience inspired by 2 builders 2 tools. We strive, as a community that loves anarchy, to emulate the extraordinarily unique playstyle available on 2b2t without the hours long wait times. We are built by anarchists, for anarchists. Be the next player to add your story to 2g2t lore.

    We have a new website! 2goose2tools.com
    Invite link to Discord:https://discord.gg/TUgAK6F2W9

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 5730 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

    Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Eilysion Empire

    Eilysion Empire
    Unleash Your Creativity in the World of Minecraft
    Semi RPG, PvP, Land claims

    Ready to explore Eilysion Empire, where the fun never stops and the excitement never ends?

    Live Your Adventure:

    Set off on thrilling quests that will take you to the far corners of our world. Make friends, solve puzzles, and embark on epic journeys that are yours to shape!

    Battle Like a Boss:

    Feeling brave? Challenge your friends to PvP battles that’ll get your heart racing. Show off your skills, earn bragging rights, and become a legend on the battlefield!

    Discover Custom Surprises:

    Explore a world filled with cool items and creatures you won’t find anywhere else. From awesome gear to mysterious mobs, every corner of Eilysion Empire is packed with surprises!

    Join your Friends:

    Adventure is always better with friends! Join our awesome community of players, team up with fellow adventurers, and make memories that’ll last a lifetime.

    Never a Dull Moment:

    Get ready for non-stop fun with our exciting events and updates. From holiday celebrations to new features, there’s always something happening in Eilysion Empire!

    Our Website

    IP: play.eilysion.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafting Moscow Madness

    Crafting Moscow Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

    Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4583 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Magic Items Found: 2189

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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