Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7799
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	7924	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8869	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Towns Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3766	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).