Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Farms Harvested:	896	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	955855	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	6922	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Crops Grown:	5299	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	914221
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6948	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.