Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ores Mined:	7746
Dragon Eggs Found:	2181	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	173	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	6561
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Star Shards Collected:	131

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.