Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	188	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	188	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	8214	Meteorites Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	92
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ores Mined:	5106	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Buildings Constructed:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mines Excavated:	3314
Dragon Eggs Found:	7929	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Farms Harvested:	300

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.