Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	9432	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	1045	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4787	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	462793	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7230
Animals Bred:	72	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1484
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4556	Enchantments Applied:	228
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.