Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6589	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Mines Excavated:	4003

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8247
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6687	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Animals Bred:	122	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ores Mined:	6428
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	136	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	260201
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.