Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2298	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Potions Brewed:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Love Letters Sent:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3361	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3774	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	2302
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.