Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	5929	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	811
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	6543
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	170

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	869514	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9946	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7203	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Emeralds Found:	3019
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4633
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.