Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7576	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	131
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	756024
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	152
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ores Mined:	5687
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!