Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	34065
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	290818	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	6084
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	5274	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	9342
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchantments Applied:	242	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.