Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4257	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Farms Harvested:	431
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8378	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7412

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	New Chunks Explored:	916097
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	5447	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.