Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Villages Defended:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	249
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Emeralds Found:	2426
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5605
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3734
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	1588
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!