Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	6286
Astral Projections Made:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	429872	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Dragon Eggs Found:	9705	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.