Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1648

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	151	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Items Found:	4459
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9505	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Animals Bred:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	220	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	217
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1752	Dragon Eggs Found:	8611
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.