Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mines Excavated:	3240	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9845

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	7595
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	1170	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3