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EU Crafty Banter

annual leave, banter, CAR, Corruption, Crafty, Elite, environmental impact, European lifestyle, Europeans, Government, government transparency, hard work, leisure, non-corrupt government, Poison, sad, societal privilege, Transportation, vacation time, Vacations, work-life balance, working 25 hours a week

Are you tired of living in a world where you have to work a measly 25 hours a week and go on vacations every year? Sick of a government that isn’t corrupt and elites who don’t poison you for fun? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where cars are obsolete and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boring real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us now and say goodbye to the mundane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Coiffure Crew

#facial hair, bald, Barber, barber shop, Beard, bros, brothers, clean shave, CLIPPERS, Coiffure, Crafty, CREW, Grooming, grooming routine, hair, haircare, Men, mustache, Razor, salon, Shave, Style, Trim

Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ores Mined:	755	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VK Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Hey! Player welcomr to the VK-Network. VK-Network is cracked lifesteal smp for all player like java and pe.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	9819	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Adventure to Alaria (GeoPol/RP)

Adventure to Alaria, ammunition, Craftbook, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, faction forming, Faction Pvp, firearms, Fuel, Geopol, Geopolitical, Land claiming, minecraft server, nation development, Pets, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rp, server ip, Server version, Steampunk, Steampunkroleplay, Trains, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Welcome to a new worldbuilding/GeoPol unlike anything you’ve ever seen!

========================================Adventure to Alaria is the server for you!========================================|| Server version|| 1.20.4 |||| Server IP || play.alariasteampunk.com || *Whitelist!|| Discord || discord.gg/Z2CazDyCnv ||

Incredibly Advanced Custom PluginsIntelligent and intuitive designsUnparalleled scope for Worldbuilding, GeoPolitics, and Roleplaying opportunities!

==============================================Are you right for us?

We’re looking for mature players with a strong enthusiasm for worldbuilding, who enjoy being creative and taking full advantage of all our unique and powerful systems.

**That’s Great, but what can you offer me as a player?**

1. Multiple Connected Worlds – Explore and build, including limited worlds for expeditions where you will gather powerful loot, fight great enemies, and weave epic tales.

2. An economy based around currency, with systems in place to ensure the economy won’t stagnate! Plenty of Resource to collect, trade and convert to money.

3. A unique system designed from the ground up** featuring state of the art features such as real-time Conveyor Belts, Factories for automated resource production, Turrets, Barracks to Spawn NPC soldiers, NPCs to gather Wood, and so much more!

4. Land Claiming, Faction forming, and nation development powered by a modified Lands Plugin.

5. Craftbook and Trains added to the server, providing extreme freedoms once you decide to capitalise on them!

6. Full production chains for Firearms, ammunition, and fuel. Fuel can be utilised in our Steam Airships and (soon) Mechs and Land vehicles, all with WSAD controls!

7. Collect and Battle Pets to accompany you on your adventures! Level them up and improve their abilities.

Join our Discord, hit up the application, and one of our staff will approve you. We have a whitelist as we have a strong community, which we don’t want to compromise!

As always, feel free to send me a DM with questions! Chat soon,

Craig

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Royal network

games, Kit PvP, maharlika, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Royal network, Server

Server IP: play.maharlika.games

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lifesteal Fact-fiction: Where stealing lives means more than just stealing pixels!

Anti-Xray, betrail, come, Community, crossplay, Discord, Factfiction, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Hope, Ip:, LifeSteal, lives, Means, pixels, Play, PvP, Server, Small Community, stealing, Survival, world border, Xray

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3

Overview:

Come play on lifesteal factions! It’s a simple server with a small and friendly community. The world border is 16X16K and features factions. If you enjoy betrayal and hardcore PvP, this server is for you. Implemented anti-Xray for fair gameplay. Hope to see you there!

Frequently Asked Questions:

4. What features does the server have?

The server features factions and is known for its hardcore PvP gameplay with betrayal elements.

5. Is there any anti-cheat measure in place?

Yes, the server has implemented anti-Xray to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

6. How can I have fun on the server?

Join the community, interact with other players, participate in faction activities, and enjoy the hardcore PvP experience the server offers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

La Boulangerie VS Hypixel

Builders, Cities, Community, developers, Economy, Empires, Exploration, FAITH, French, graphic designers, ideas, Interactive, join us, Meetings, Nations, networking, Passion, Religions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trade, Updates, world-building

Hypixel	La Boulangerie
Large player base	Small but dedicated community
Wide variety of mini-games	Focused on World Building and community interaction
Frequent updates and events	Regular assemblies for player feedback
Professional development team	Open to recruitment for developers, builders, and graphic designers
Premium in-game store	Non-profit server with a strong emphasis on community

FAQ:

1. How active are the player bases on Hypixel and La Boulangerie? – Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time, while La Boulangerie has a smaller but dedicated community.

2. What type of gameplay can I expect on these servers? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games, while La Boulangerie focuses on World Building and community interactions.

3. Are there regular updates and events on these servers? – Hypixel regularly updates its servers and hosts events, while La Boulangerie has regular assemblies for player feedback and ideas.

4. Can I join the development team on these servers? – Hypixel has a professional development team, while La Boulangerie is open to recruitment for developers, builders, and graphic designers.

5. Is there an in-game store on these servers? – Hypixel has a premium in-game store, while La Boulangerie is a non-profit server with a strong emphasis on community and gameplay experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8254	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Grifterbird’s Minecraft Mayhem

avoided, bozo, collab, ex-liver, FRIENDSHIPS, Grifterbird, Grifterbirds, indies, Industry, Karma, kuro, Matara, MAYHEM, MICHI, Minecraft, Mint, mumei, Nijisanji, Plague, real friends, RIP, Vtuber, Wosemi

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where ex-vtubers are collabing with literal who’s while big names are avoiding us like we’re a creeper about to explode. Seriously, even Mint hasn’t shown any interest in joining us. But hey, who needs real friends when you can join us and be part of the chaos? RIP BOZO! Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	703613
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ApologizeCraft: Where griefing is encouraged and creepers are your best friends!

#sustainability, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Automotive Industry, CREEPERS, earnings, electric vehicles, elon musk, encouraged, finance, financial performance, Friends, Future, Griefing, growth, innovation, Investors, market analysis, News, profit, Q1, Revenue, stock market, Technology, tesla

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly Elon Musk himself drops in to give you a personal tour of his cybertruck-themed mansion. And that’s not all – every time you build a redstone contraption, a real-life Tesla Model S will appear in your driveway! Join now for a chance to win a free trip to Mars with the Minecraft server owner, who just so happens to be a secret alien in disguise. Don’t miss out on the most electrifying Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	New Chunks Explored:	388533

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

They shine

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Combat, Community, Creatures, Fortresses, health, immersive gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft Experience, PvP, Quests, resilience, ruins, Skills, strategy, Supernatural, Survival, Treasures, weapons

Welcome to Nitent, the Minecraft server where survival meets the supernatural! In this unique gaming world, players are immersed in an exhilarating experience that combines the challenges of survival gameplay with the thrilling mechanics of lifesteal.

As you step into Nitent, you’ll find yourself surrounded by a diverse landscape teeming with opportunities and dangers. From dense forests to towering mountains and treacherous caves, every corner of the server is yours to explore and conquer. But be wary, for lurking within the shadows are creatures both fierce and formidable, ready to test your skills and resilience at every turn.

The heartbeat of Nitent lies in its innovative lifesteal mechanics. Unlike traditional survival servers, where health can only be restored through food or potions, Nitent introduces a dynamic twist. Engage in combat with the denizens of the world, and with each victorious strike, steal a portion of your opponent’s life force to replenish your own. This adds a thrilling layer of strategy to battles, as you must balance offense with defense to emerge triumphant.

But survival isn’t just about fighting for your life. In Nitent, players can also band together to form alliances, build thriving communities, and embark on epic quests that span the breadth of the server. Whether you’re constructing towering fortresses to withstand enemy sieges or delving into ancient ruins in search of lost treasures, there’s always something new and exciting to discover in Nitent.

With a dedicated community of players and an ever-evolving world to explore, Nitent offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience that will keep you coming back for more. So gather your weapons, hone your skills, and prepare to embark on the adventure of a lifetime in Nitent’s lifesteal server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rexar Craft

@!RaxesZ, April 17 2022, Community, Cracked, Discord, Economy, Indonesia, j7dg7P54Rc, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mini Games, Parkour, play.rexarcraft.my.id, Players, Premium, PvE, PvP, Rexar Craft, server ip, Skyblock, welcome

Rexar Craft is a Minecraft server with the SkyBlock Only genre from Indonesia and the server was created by @!RaxesZ on April 17 2022. As if the development of our server will add several other genres for cracked or premium Minecraft players to enjoy, we are very happy if you enjoy it. our server and join this server community, we really welcome your arrival!

Server IP: play.rexarcraft.my.id Discord: https://discord.gg/j7dg7P54Rc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lifesteal Factions – Where stealing hearts is just as bad as stealing diamonds!

– betrail – hardcore pvp – small community – world border – factions – hardcore server, bad, diamonds, Factions, Hearts, LifeSteal, stealing

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! Pretty simple server with a small community. World border is 16X16K. Factions server with hardcore PvP.

FAQ

Questions:

What is the world border size?
What type of server is it?

Answers:

The world border size is 16X16K.
It is a factions server with hardcore PvP.

Hope to see you on the server! Have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BootyCraft: Digging for Dat Ass

american culture, ass, big asses, body image, BootyCraft, controversial, controversial topics, cultural appropriation, đạt, Digging, entertainment industry, game development, Garbage, humor, marketing tactics, Media influence, Pandering, satire, shock value, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, target audience, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about big booties because we know that’s what the American culture loves. Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers and jiggly pigs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Booty, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Booty Genie. So what are you waiting for? Come shake your pixelated booty with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MotherCraft: Where even the creepers say their prayers!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like “Whoa, that’s too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that make you fly, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5211

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

slogsmp

Adventure, Buildings, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Mob, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Tebex

Hello, this is a server like every other pvp, survival and your local hardcore server. this server will be active once i put it on tebex and everything 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4889	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

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Overview:

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

2. Is there a Discord for the server?

3. What is the world border size?

4. What features does the server have?

5. Is there any anti-cheat measure in place?

6. How can I have fun on the server?

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Minecraft Server Overview

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