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| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!
So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8132 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 8431 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6711 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
