A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 608 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
