join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Love Letters Sent: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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