ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks

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so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	942
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

1. “Crafty McCraftface” 2. “Pixelated Pals” 3. “Blocky Buds” 4. “Endermen Enthusiasts” 5. “Creeper Chaos” 6. “Redstone Rebels” 7. “Diamond Dynasty” 8. “The Nether Nuts” 9. “Zombie Zappers” 10. “Minecraft Mayhem”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1802
Ores Mined:	2593	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Farms Harvested:	113	Mines Excavated:	2093
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	6268	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.