ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8477	Emeralds Found:	6249
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	9252	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	300
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	1583
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4238	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	759
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3066	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	345191
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun

Ads, bounded social media places, control, CraftyChats, digital communication, echo chambers, Groups, Harassment, influencers, information sharing, justfun, NoAds, NoTrolls, online communities, online privacy, online safety, polarized posts, private chats, research, Risks, social media, social-networking, University of Michigan, user behavior

so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	4142
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7203	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Emeralds Found:	8933
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7