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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3718 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3003 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.