”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoCarSeatNoCraft

affordable, babysitter, car seats, children, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, emergency, Essentials, evacuation, gas leak, NoCarSeatNoCraft, parenting, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust, Understanding, Walmart, weekend dad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	6649	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ravager MC

Adventure, AFK pools, Community, custom gui, custom textures, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Mechanics, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP Survival, Raiding, Riches, Server Community, Spawners, Survival, Towny, Trade, Virtual Spawners

JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StateCraft

Anarchy, anarchy server, auraskills, band together, CITADEL, Cities, Colonize, Craftorithm, custom plugin suite, Empires, ExilePearl, FactoryMod, Griefers, Imprisonment, MCMMO, mmorpg, Nations, Protect, Raiders, RealisticPlantGrowth, Roleplay, Rust, tech tree, Treefeller, Vanilla, veinmeiner

An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

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Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

General Info
Whitelisting/Verification System	There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
Primary Host	Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
Main Worlds	Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

2. What are the main worlds on the server?

There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

3. What is the host’s schedule like?

The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Feel This Games Minecraft Server

Adventure, atmosphere, console, emotions, Experience, feel, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mood, multiplayer, PC, puzzle, role playing, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

Censorship, criticism, cyberbullying, damaging, DIVISIVE, echo chamber, elon musk, far right, freedom of speech, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hugbox, internet culture, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, negative impact, online behavior, polarization, Propaganda, smp, Social, social media, toxic environment

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	755118
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny childhood beliefs, funny memories, imaginative beliefs, imaginative thinking, KidBeliefz, Minecraft, naive beliefs, silly beliefs, smp, strange beliefs, whimsical beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

Allegiance, Corruption, Defense Minister, Fall, favoritism, Geopolitics, influence, Kremlin, leadership, loyalty, Military, oligarchs, opposition, Politics, power struggle, putin, PutinsCraft, Rise, russia, Russian government, SECURITY, shoigu, Vulnerability

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Missionary Pixel Fun

Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, art history, cultural norms, early drawings, Exotic, Fun, historical perspectives, History, Human Behavior, Human sexuality, Intimacy, missionary, missionary position, PIXEL, Reproduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual practices, sexual revolution, Sexuality, societal views, taboo

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

Bedfellows, Cass Review, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender medicine, Gender norms, gender studies, Healthcare, healthcare policy, intersectionality, law, legal issues, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medical research, Medicine, Women’s Health, wrong

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Luminexus Network

Adventure Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Economy Roleplay Factions Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore Parkour Prison Modded Faction Wars Quests Magic Exploration, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	3614

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

East Coast Survival

Adventure, East Coast Survival, Economy, Fall, gameplay, Immersive, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, Seasonal Themes, Spring, Summer, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Winter

East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

Allowed, backstory, big, Big Chad Guys Plus, Cobblemon, Discord, group, isekai, mal1x_, Minecraft, Modpack, Play, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, rp, Server, SERVER HOST, Situation, sneaky, squares, Tiny, TOWN, Trouble, world

Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6231
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

Art the clown, Clown, controversial, dark humor, Edgy, extremism, Honk, Horror, kills, Minecraft, murder, niggers, offensive, ourguy, roasties, satire, Server, shock value, social commentary, taboo, violence, wino single mothers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	174
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	160
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	307320
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!