”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	979
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	935457	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	669904
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	8009	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9333	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3442	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	3029
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!