”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NecklaceNaziCraft

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Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

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If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DreamCraft: Reality Check

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Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	436	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Booze Busters

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Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Overgrowth MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG Custom items Custom mobs PvP Roleplay Skills Community Classes Weapons Adventure Exploration Fantasy Multiplayer Survival Creativity Building Sandbox Enchantment Crafting Bosses, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BdayBlockBummer

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Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

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so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FatePvP

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FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blockmc Lifesteal

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4680	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	1154
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1