””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	274	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	72
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2314	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	5359	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Potions Brewed:	148	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2664
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Farms Harvested:	934	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3501	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7894	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1742	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.