””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	392846
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	85	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	641
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	915630	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mines Excavated:	4761	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.