””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	5276	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2879
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	9795
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	720

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	974	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	793
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.