””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9602	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4744	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	270
Potions Brewed:	179	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	5170
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	109
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.