””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Villages Defended:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	478
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magic Items Found:	1685
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	535	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	4422
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	8309
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	672
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5107

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2108
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1684	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5378	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.