””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	531	Endless Night Skies:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1809
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2020
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8270
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	66
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6255	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Void Armor Forged:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!