””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Towns Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	350614

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4773

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4268
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7365	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.