””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	7672	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3793	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	2164
Treasure Maps Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	797055
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.