””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	170
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchantments Applied:	226	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8827
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.