””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Farms Harvested:	376	Villages Defended:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7680
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6442
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Farms Harvested:	637	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	372
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	194	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	New Chunks Explored:	874562
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9271
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	696	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.