””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3809

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.